tOo mUcH tiMe

tOo mUcH tiMe

i'm really bored over the holidays. as you can see for yourself..

NOW.


donkey loves huggies.



while i think i love food more.. -__-

luo bo drop on my head already!!

oKiE.. fInaLLy!

oKiE.. fInaLLy!

i haven't been procrastinating! it's just that there too many pictures, like what hongjun said, a truckload of pictures, so i really have to take the time to sort them out. for your info, i took 900+ pictures in korea! so forgive me yeah, anyway, shall cut my crap!

time for picsies!! =))



it all started with being at the airport of course.. i was really bored! six hours of flight is tiring!



hurhur, first sight of seoul! finally!



this is a theme park by samsung over there, it's called Everland, as you can see, the buildings are really unique..



there just kids, and kids, and MORE KIDS! check out the lil boy's hair! LOL. i even saw a little girl with purple hair!



it all looked so magical. hurhur.



i haven't had a chance to go on any of the thrilling rides due to time contraints.. sighs.



haha, look at mavis! what nonsense!



just nice when we walked there, there was a carnival going on! yippee! =D



LOL. nicey huh! okie la, i was just rather bored.



okok, if that wasn't enough..



the group of people in the middle.. they are janitors! they roller-blade around the theme park sweeping the floor, and occasionally takes pictures with tourists like us! and the guy in white holding a troll-like thing up high, he's my tour guide! and it's dracula beside him! ARRRRR!! *runs off*



went to this village to stay for a night! i love the rooms! and they used mattresses, just like those you see on tv! ^^ the heaters are built under the floor!



had breakfast in this cafe where winter sonata's filming took place..



the surroundings of the cafe looked really romantic and nice.



then it's off to taking cable car ride! yeah!! see the bottom left photo? that's not a toilet bowl mind you! it's 'aircon' for the cable car cabin. basically the wind there is so cold that you don't need aircon. you need heaters instead. ok, dad looks scared. mum too, but she's feigning it. hurhur.



the view was really breath-taking.



when we got to the mountain top, these were what we saw. fogs and mist, and colder than ever.



some photos looked like they were scenes taken out from Lemony Snicket's! lol.



the very first time i saw a fireplace! hur.



then it was the journey down again..



this time to where enxi and junxi met..



another cable car ride the next morning! i love cable car rides!! woohoo!



the view was BETTER! saw really lots of red maple leaves!



uh huh..



my tour guide took advantage of us. BASKET. i was smiling when he suddenly hugged. *BISH!*



that's my driver over there, his skills are fabulous i tell you. he went around honking at any car that went too slow, and he can turn the whole bus round very sharp edges. goodness.



some museum.. *yawns*



some palace.. *yawns again*



what's the proper term for korean costumes? i almost called it kimonos! ah heck!



finally it's shopping!!!!! oh my gawd! check out the tall ice creams! and they even have bae yong jun's socks! what fetish! and i realised the bra sizez over there go as small as 65?!!?!?


sighs! no bargaining! =(



nightlife in seoul. looks good huh.



the room i liked best! has a second storey (although there's nothing on it but i still liked it anyway), and first time i saw a washing machine in a hotel room! plus it's damn gadget! you press the doorbell, inside the room you can see my face on the camera screen! hurhur. oh ya, the water heater is damn good. see the other 4 nozzles? it squirts out water too! lol.



finally we're going home! haha! the airport toilets are very clean! they even have plastics on toilet seat! you just press the red button by the side and it changes by itself! i haev no idea what the ettiquette bell is for though. does it mean i shit too long i must press ah, so that people won't wait for my cubicle?



some signs i found very funny and hilarious. their english... *shakes head*



there're even cigarettes dispensing machines and hp charging machines! their products packaging looked very attractive to me! Maxim to us is a magazine.. it's coffee mix for them!



and i made mavis take a series of find willy melly shots! now find melly!



tada!!


LOL. i took a whole 5 hours to do this post. hurhur. hope you all get an overview of what korea is like in autumn. i'll definitely want to go there in winter someday! =))

PS: porn is everywhere in korea! and you can buy such vcds anywhere! i woke up in the middle of the night to take the clothes out of the washing machine (i left it to wash overnight while i slept on), when my sis told me "hey, wah lao. they showing porn on tv leh!" i saw.....

yar right, do you think i will tell you?! boo! >.<


"melly quick come back!" =)

i'M sO lUckY

i'M sO lUckY

i've been receiving presents of late and it's no where near my birthday.

nicey nicole bought me a pair of colourful billabong slippers and a lovely necklace from aussie!

it was certainly really very nice of you! =))

muacks!

thanks alot! =D

siGH.

siGH.

you are my weakness and my strength.

you remain that sweetie that i know.

i'm sorry.

And bEfoRe i fOrgEt..

And bEfoRe i fOrgEt..

i've got my darn HARRY POTTER BOOK 6!!

some sweetie left it in my shoe cupboard outside my house the day i was back from korea.. how nice!!

off to reading it now! =))

dumbledore's not dead, dumbledore's not dead, chants a sobbing melly.

aNd sO...

aNd sO...

i was stoning in front of the tv when at 2.30pm sharp, Channel U was playing 'Mahjulah Singapura' little music video.

i realised i haven't sang the national anthem for eons. hurhur.

Mahjulah Singapura!! Mahjulah Singapura!!

i wonder if i'll be sued for singing out of my own accord? it's all about suing people now.

i hope not.

but i think i'll be sued for singing too loudly.

boo.

Mahjulah Singapura! sing with your fright fist clenched over your heart!!

can't find your heart? you're most prolly dead and you shouldn't be reading this. now go back to your coffin and stay there.

PolIce sTorY pArT tWo

PolIce sTorY pArT tWo

here's the long awaited part two.

As Hehe watched Kuku walked down the corridor, she was damn nervous. The ambience was nerve-wrecking. She looked out of the window. It was a breath-taking view, but this just wasn't the time to admire. She simply did not have the mood. Well, who would at this moment? She had no idea what was going on. She was dying to know what happened exactly. She fidgeted with her fingers while she sat on the sofa, as the time went past. It was only a few minutes, but it felt like centuries.

Then she heard footsteps. In fact, she heard someone running. She turned back, expecting something, only to see Kuku appearing, looking very nervous, asking,

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"Pass me my handphone." -___- (chey! thought what happened!)

Kuku ran back in, leaving Hehe alone again. Tick-tock, tick-tock, time passed. Once again, she heard footsteps. It's Kuku!

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"Pass me my wallet." -________- (double-CHEY! double-thought what happened man!)

Hehe saw Kuku sprinting back to where he came out from, and again, she was alone.

This time, she did not hear Kuku running out, because she was in a daze. Kuku spoke up,

"Hey, he asked you to go in, he wants to speak to you."

Hehe was afraid. She stood up and followed Kuku in. On their way to the room, Kuku said, "He did not ask about the MC thing. He asked me where we were about 3 weeks ago. We were clubbing right?" Hehe recalled, and said, "Yeah, we were clubbing. Chinablack."

Hehe entered the room and she saw R** Lim sitting down, beckoning her to go over. Kuku pushed another swivel chair towards R** Lim so that Hehe could have a place to sit. R** Lim looked at her and smiled. "Your father is H**** K** right?

"Yeah." Oh shit, don't tell me they checked up my dad? FOR WHAT?! Hehe thought.

"Your house is at W******* right? Block **, door unit number #**-**, and your padlock is faced inwards right?"

"Yeah." What the fuck?! Even went to her house?!

"Haha, that means I did not go to the wrong house! Don't your house have a doorbell? I knocked until my hands pain lehhhhhh!!"

"Er, no, haha." Hehe tried to laugh along, but very difficult. She was very scared. R** Lim went to her house FOR WHAT?! She stole a glance at Kuku, he looked.... blur and frightened. =X

"Who is using this phone number, 9***-****?" R** Lim pointed to a number printed on a piece of A4 paper. On the paper there were othher names and numbers. She saw her dad's name beside her hp number. She saw Kuku's name and number on it too.

"Err, yeah. I'm using this number. So what's wrong?"

R** Lim looked at Hehe and asked, "So your line is under your dad's name right?"

Hehe nodded.

"He is about fifty plus years old?"

"Yes. Is there anything wrong?"

"OK. Do you remember where you were 3 weeks ago? 17th of Sep to 18 of Sep?"

"Err, let me think. 16th of Sep was the last day of exams. The next day was a Saturday. Oh yeah, we went Chinablack to celebrate a friend's birthday." Hehe thought, looking at Kuku. Kuku still looked blur. -__- Hehe thought that R** Lim was going to charge them for entering a club illegally, but hey, both of them were well over 18 years old, in fact, 19 to be exact.

"At what time did you all leave the club?"

"We and another friend left together at about 2.45am, and ate supper at Mac till about 4am before we took a cab home." Hehe replied, looking at Kuku, seeking for assurance and agreement. Kuku responded almost instantaneously, "Yesyes! I remember we took a Merz cab sir!"

"Do you all still remember which route did you all take? Where did you all go?"

"Oh yes, the cab went to my house..." Hehe tried to explain but R** Lim cut her words off, "You all went back together? You went to her house?!" Obviously R** Lim was thinking about something else.

Kuku got scared and rather agitated and said, "NO SIR! We dropped her at her house before going home!" Hehe agreed readily. She continued, "The cab went round Lido Shawhouse, down Orchard Road, before turning round Paragon. Then it went into CTE and made a turn to my house."

R** Lim sat up and looked at the both of them. "OK. The reason why I asked the both of you to come up is that, we have been investigating a case. You know about the murder case 3 weeks ago?"

Both Kuku and Hehe shook their heads. I personally thought that they ought to read more newspapers and watch more news. Oops, I'm not supposed to be out here. *vanishes*

R** Lim continued, "The murder case happened on 18th of Sep 4 plus am near your place (he pointed to Hehe), and the satellite picked up a number of phone numbers around that area and two of them happened to be yours. As one of the phone numbers is (supposed to be) from a fifty plus year old guy to a nineteen year old youngster, we thought that 1) either they are gays, or 2) they were up to something no good."

Hehe and Kuku looked at each other and was a lil shocked. Hehe tried to clarify, "I'm using that phone number, not my dad, not my dad."

"Ok, anyway both of you don't look like killers to me. You may go."

Hehe and Kuku were still in a state of shock. They went like "Errrrrrr, okkkayyyyyy....." They stood up and prepared to leave the room. Before they left, R** Lim called out, "And.. I will not let the MC matter be known to SAF." He said, looking at Kuku.

Kuku was relieved and said, "Okay, thank you so much!"

Both Hehe and Kuku entered the lift and heaved a sigh of relief. Three words to explain their feelings.. WAH LAO EHHHHHHHHH.......

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hurhur, finally. i had half a mind to finish the story while i'll be at the airport tonight if i could not finish this. you guys might know anyway, this is a true story.

Kuku is the donkey, while Hehe is yours truly. =) (hey it rhymes! =P)

aight, i'm off to packing up and then to the airport. =)

see y'all!

i'm leaving all wrong things behind.

PoLIce sTorY PaRt OnE

PoLIce sTorY PaRt OnE

let me tell you guys a police story.

once upon a time, when Kuku and Hehe were in ngee ann poly, Kuku received a call from an unknown number. Kuku freaked out because he was supposed to be serving army for the day, yet he had MC. but when he had MC, he was supposed to stay home as army would call and conduct spot checks. however, as you all know, he was in ngee ann poly at that time. so Kuku picked up the call with a very cautious and worried 'Hello?'. the other side of the line shouted so loud that even Hehe could hear exactly what the other party said.

'Is this Kuku? you are supposed to be on MC right? i'm outside your house now, but you are not at home. Where are you now?'

'Toa payoh, sir. Pharmacy, sir.'

'You went all the way to Toa Payoh's Pharmacy?! Are you with your girlfriend?!'

'Yes sir.' the reason why Kuku said he was with his gf (fake de la, duh) because in army, it's allright if you say you are at your gf's house while being on MC, so long you give army your gf's addy as well.. just explain that there's no one at home who can take care of you, while your gf had the time and was very eng to do that.

'Meet girlfriend say meet girlfriend la! What Toa Payoh Pharmacy! I want you and your girlfriend to be at Police C**t**m**t Complex by 5pm. Is that ok?!'

'Yes sir.'

'Do you know where is that place?!'

'No sir.'

'You don't know and you anyhow say yes sir yes sir?! Are you taking Mrt?'

'Yes sir.'

'it's at O***** P*** Mrt and follow the signs and walk to the place and report to Inspector R** Lim. R-*-* L-I-M. Understand?'

'Yes sir.'

'Do not keep me waiting!'

'Yes sir!'

Kuku hung up and his heartbeat was damn fast. darn, this is the first time he got caught for not staying at home while he was on MC. he was very very afraid, and what's worse, the guy wanted him AND his 'gf' to report to him as well. he thought, whatever did the guy wanted to see his 'gf' for?! Kuku was afraid that he would implicate Hehe. By then, Hehe had overheard the whole conversation (the guy spoke darn loudly) and knew roughly what happened, but she only missed out the part when the guy asked her to meet him as well. So when Kuku told Hehe that she had to go with him, she was shocked too.

But they packed up anyway, and wheezed off to Kuku's house in a cab to take his MC (Kuku gotten it the day before) before proceeding to the whatever place that guy wanted them to report. The cab fare was a hefty $17.50 and Hehe almost got a mild attack because of that. They don't know where to go and asked a security guard (at least Hehe thought he IS a security guard, but why in police uniform?) where to look for Inspector R** Lim. The security guard in police uniform gave a blur face and told them to call the guy again and asked for the floor level. Kuku called again and was told by the guy to go up to level 18. The security guard in police uniform looked at the two youngsters are said, "Level 18? that's CID." He took a second look at them before instructing them where to go.

They went past a number of security checks (Hehe was afraid that her pirated Sims PC game in her laptop bag would get caught, heartbeat superfast leh, then she remembered that it was her modem installation disc that was inside, so no worries) before stopping at a counter to exchange passes using their EZlinks. They were told by the receptionist to sit down for awhile as he informed the necessary person that Kuku and Hehe has arrived. While the say down, in front of them was a big directory board, showing which levels were for which departments. Automatically they took a glance at Level 18, and it said 'Special Investigation'. Both of them looked at each other and were more worried than ever. Kuku was puzzled. SINCE WHEN the army collaborated with the CID to settle matters of... an MC case?!

They were then called to take the lift up to level 18 and 'ding!', the door opened. They looked right, looked left, walked right, and walked left and still there was nobody in sight. They saw a piece of paper where they could check out the various inspectors' extension numbers so that they could contact that guy called R** Lim. Just when KuKu was about to pick up the phone, the door at the other end of the lift lobby sprung open and a cool looking man shouted, "Over here!"

Kuku and Hehe followed the man into the doorway as the man said to Kuku "You are supposed to be on MC right? Why were you out?" They talked as they walked. Hehe followed them closely. Kuku said "I went out to buy food sir. My grandma asked me to as there was no food at home." As the man opened another door he said "'If you were on MC, that means you were unfit for work right? Then how can you go out and buy food? You should stay at home and rest!"

Kuku had nothing else to say to that but a 'Yes sir.'

The man then turned around to Hehe and asked Kuku, 'Is this your girlfriend?'

Kuku had no choice but to say 'Yes sir.'

The man looked at Hehe and said "You can take a seat here. I need to speak to your boyfriend."

They had reached a small lounge where there were sofa seats to which R** Lim was pointing to. Hehe sat down as she watched Kuku walking down a corridor and entering a room with R** Lim.

There was only one thought on her mind.

WHAT ON EARTH WAS GOING ON?!

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to know part two, please stay tuned. names have been changed to protect the identities of the individuals involved.

hur, i don't know when part two will come in, but i try my best. Donkey, you already know! >.<

Cause i'm leaving on a jet plane, don't know when i'll be back again.

sIgh

sIgh

i don't know what overcame me.

all i know is that i'm doing something wrong.

terribly wrong.

forced smiles make anybody but yourself happy.

hAir

hAir

sighs. seeing so many people with long hair now. that's really thought-provoking.

i kinda miss my hair when i could use it to irritate people when i tie into a ponytail. or play with colours and style when i could curl it or straighten it, although the latter's really not needed coz i'm bestowed with rather naturally straight hair, hur, talking about saving money for rebonding!

but all i can do now is to cut my hair shorter and shorter. i can't bear the sight of me leaving my hair to grow longer and longer. the freaking weather!

and girls with long hair (well, i mean those really nice ones), treasure them before you get them snipped off just like what i did! i snipped away three and a half years of hair growth.

hairs: you either love (grow/colour) or hate (pluck/shave) them.