BAH!!!!

BAH!!!!

have i told you how much i hate ex girlfriends?

i seriously think all of them ought to die. if i were a girl, (okie, i know i am, speaking in a third party's point of view yes?)

1) i'd be very pissed if my boyfriend tells me all about her. just give me the bad points. i don't need the good ones.
2) i'd be very pissed too if my boyfriend doesn't tell me ANYTHING about her.

3) i'd be very pissed if my boyfriend did/made/treated/brought/bought/got for her something that he hasn't done for me.
4) i'd be very pissed if my boyfriend did/made/treated/brought/bought/got for ME something that he had done for her! i am unique okie?!

5) i'd be very pissed if my boyfriend still keeps stuff that she gave him.
6) i'd be very pissed if my boyfriend did not keep stuffs that she gave him. I WANT TO THROW THEM AWAY MYSELF!

7) i'd be very pissed if my boyfriend kept old photos of her.
8) i'd be very pissed if my boyfriend threw away old photos of her. i want to see how she looked like! (whether they got hug [fuck you] , kiss [fuck fuck you], smile etc etc)

9) i'd be very pissed if my boyfriend still thinks of her occasionally.
10) i'd be very pissed if my boyfriend does not think of her occasionally. you never know one day i might be his ex too, then i'll have retribution spewing onto me.

11) i'd be very pissed if my boyfriend defends her.
12) i'd be very pissed if my boyfriend does not defend her. "WHAT? YOU THINK I'M KIDDING?! YOU THINK SHE'S TOO PERFECT AND YOU'RE TOO LAZY TO SAY ANOTHER WORD?!" -_-

13) i'd be very pissed if my boyfriend quarrels with me about her.
14) i'd be very pissed if my boyfriend does not quarrel with me about her. she's THAT good huh? you don't want me to curse her is it? *mumbles*

please note: change all 'pissed' to 'jealous' because i changed my mind. i hate all ex girlfriends, slim(fuck you), fat(thank you), pretty(fuck you), ugly(thank you).

that is why.. i haven't got a boyfriend.

i hate ex girlfriends. they used to smooch your boy. *ROARS*