sTraNge eNcoUntEr

sTraNge eNcoUntEr

damn i know it's more than a week. i never studied so hard in my life.

the freaking papers (FIVE!!) are all over and i'm supposed to be ecstatic, but attachment is coming right up. NEXT MONDAY. fcuk the attachment.

we (me, jac, ph, pj and steph) finally got down to celebrating steph's 2-days-belated birthday right after our exams. the clever thing was i brought my camera!! yay! the dumb thing was the batt was only enough to last us to take like, 5 pictures? great. =/

a strange encounter when i was on my way to school one of these days in the week. i think 'twas on monday.

a 40+ year-old man alighted from bus 700 while i was waiting for buses at a stop near newton. he came up to me and tapped my shoulder. i looked up and took out the earphones to hear what he had got to say. (you know it's irritating when it's less than 2 hrs to the paper and you still have like 6 more chapters to go and he's kind of preventing you from studying? my precious last minutes.)

"Excuse me miss, where does that bus go to?" he pointed to the bus he had just alighted from.

"Huh? that bus? the one you just alighted from?"

"Yeah."

"Bukit Panjang lor."

He stopped for a while and continued, "You know, (i don't know!) just now there was a guy on the bus disturbing girls!"

"What you mean by disturbing girls?" i thought he was like playing around.

"He was masturbating! And his dick was very big!"

"......" i was speechless. So he was playing around with his dick.

"Sorry ah, but his dick was really very big! And he cummed all over the floor you know! Got a LOT!"

"......................." i was even speechless. My mouth was like =O

"Sorry ah, really really very very big leh. He Chinese la, 20+ years old."

I managed a smile (a very weak one) and plugged in my earphones and continued to listen to my Jay. The guy then motioned to me that he was going off and i waved byebye. I traced my vision towards where he was going and i saw him disappearing into a place full of bushes, right under a flyover.

You know what, i really think that he's talking about himself.

shrugs.


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