rAFfLes rUffLEs

rAFfLes rUffLEs

i hate Raffles.

Did you ever know?

Raffles Pri, Raffles Institution, Raffles Girls', Raffles JC, even the Rafflesia flower stinks.

Originals always rock.

Dear Sir Stamford Raffles, please keep everything to yourself and stop your descendants from branding your big name onto whatever-they-can-find. You alone are unique and competent and people can remember you automatically. You are the one who came up with Orchard Road, Chinatown, Little India and Kampong Glam. Those who forgot this big fact are faggots and Singapore have wasted a substantial amount of Social Studies textbooks on them.

So please, no more Raffles please. One is enough, less is more. i don't want to find myself eating a Raffles mudpie topped with Raffles nuts and using Raffles serviettes that had your face printed on it with the sleek black hair combed back with a smart side parting.

But of course, not every Raffles-branded student/object/place is awesome. Well, at least for ONE.

And for gawd's sake, my brothers and I were the original dwellers of this small little island when it was still called Temasek. Where the hell were you when Sang Nile Utama saw that beast which is now called a lion? So stop Raffles-ing around, now.

Yours Truly,
Orang Utan.


a boring sunday with boring activities with boring me. back to my bananas.