cOnCluSion

cOnCluSion (uPdaTed)

i've reached a conclusion. a conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking, credits to kah how. haha. phlegms taste so bad that you just have to spit them out!

stupid cough has gotten to me! now after baoc, everyone either has a fever, a cough, or at least a sore throat. for those who have nothing, beware. air transmits virus! unless you have super strong immunity system, i've got nothing to say. haha. gab must have caught the 'chicken' flu! LOL!!! geylang, si paku geylang!

cough until i can't squeeze in some breath to talk! cough until i can't eat all my food! cough until i got so much phlegms! cough until i dun feel like i'm coughing! cough until my face turn green (although it's my fave colour, it's a tad too disgusting for my face) ..

anyway, school so slack this week.. only lectures and nothing else. suddenly so free abit weird la huh. so! i suddenly have a train of thoughts when i took the bus ride today, glancing at the so-called prestigious schools like hwa chong, chinese high etc, staring at the goondus wearing backpacks as schoolbags and still wearing uniforms. HAHAHAHA. i just want to laugh and sneer at them. ok i very bad. haha. >.<

then i decided to gauge how boys will handle their hair if they had gone jc instead of poly.

back in secondary school:
they all wear uniforms in their secondary schools, can do nothing with their fashion (must wear uniform, so BO BIAN =.=) thus they channel all their energy to their hair. gel and gel, wax and wax, flip here flip there. try out all kinds of partings. SO? STILL BLACK HAIR! >.<

then junior college:
they think they matured le, so must find a gf in school to haolian. but still wearing uniform, so bo bian again. can only fa hui at the hair. same thing. vent their anger on gel and wax. from goodlook to gatsby. u name it, they have it. some even got hairspray. then they spike, they twist, they push, and they pull. but they still can't change colour. the most they can do is to spend $2.85 to buy wella bleach and bleach their hair to dark brown. that is all they can do.

bo bian go army:
cham. botak. not even a chance to dye hair except for those pathetic few months that they would be given to gallivant around and be flamboyant, xian all the girls already (like finally!!!) den have to BOTAK. oooohhh so sad. >.<

come out uni & work:
singapore govt wants her citizens to be professionals. so hair also must be professional. so no big colours and weirdo hairdos. again. you feel like you are back in secondary school. gel, wax, gel, wax until you have no more hair and have to go yun nam haircare, get a gf, get married and forget all about the hair you were once so crazy about. aiya, anyhow trim it la, short can already!

that is a typical singaporean man i assume.. i'm not stereotyping, but at least i think this is how it goes bah.... but my conclusion is, POLY GUYS YOU ALL ARE DAMN HENG! this is like the only time you all can siao with your hair! so take the chance to! haha. ok, i'm going mad.

anyway i have, unknowingly, acquired a DAMN BIG blue black on my thigh. wanna see? ok. show you.


there? see? big right? >.<



disgusting right?



and it looks like that upclose. yucks.


then i saw a FHM mag.


OMG. pamela anderson! the bikini top too small for her! LOL.



mark zee must be see until sian liao. =X



J LO! jordan! and what the hell is celeste chong doing in there? but nvm. wait until you see...

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THIS. wah lao. chua dio lor. she liddat also can go up FHM. mai siao siao~ OMG.

and today i buy sweets for weian le, so never owe him liao! wahahahaha! that's all for today folks. i am tired. tmr i got 8am lesson! >.<

oh ya and i forgot to say. before i went for lecture right, i went to buy coffee at the vending machine as usual. then i saw the machine selling snacks one, got 2 packet of potato chips and one cuttlefish packet stuck there. so i use my knee and kicked! *plop* one potato chip dropped down, super happy! free leh! then i kicked again! *plop* the cuttlefish dropped also. wanted to kick againm but my knee pain le. so nvm. i got 2 packets free can le. WAHAHA. must not be greedy! =X

i'm coughing like hell. just waiting for your help.